Heaven in the earth – Chapter 1 - Sipadan

Heaven in the earth – Chapter 1 - Sipadan

Incredibly beautiful island!

So far Redang was the most beautiful place where I have ever gone. Deep blue sea, soft white sand, starry sky, and romantic sunset but ……..ugly dark beast – beach boy (got some handsome also la…;) Haha…

I think Sipadan will be the same or even more beautiful than Redang! Experience with stay on the water resort, lying on the lazy chair at balcony, reading book while enjoying the excellent view & sea breeze… Syiok syiok can jump into water to swim with ‘turtle’ in the green blue clear water! WoW! Can’t wait to be there! I will tell you more after I go… Wait har :p Actually not staying in Sipadan. People are not allowed staying there but just to dive and snorkeling.

I have started to search the info about Sipadan - Kapalai few years back but this trip keep postponed from year to year. I believe I will be there very soon :) Why I such desperate to go there? Need not to talk much… You will know if you see the pictures.

Here are some info & the packages to Sipadan if you interested. Quite expensive, if go 4D3N for 2 non-diver pax is about 4K not including the flight tickets.

SIPADAN-KAPALAI DIVE RESORT PACKAGES

DIVER PACKAGE (Price per person)

NIGHTS RATE (MYR)
2N 1,900.00
3N 2,480.00
4N 3,280.00
5N 4,080.00
6N 4,880.00
ADDITIONAL NIGHT THEREOF IS AT MYR 800.00 PER PERSON PER NIGHT


NON-DIVER PACKAGE (Price per person)

NIGHTS RATE (MYR)
2N 1,520.00
3N 1,984.00
4N 2,624.00
5N 3,264.00
6N 3,904.00
ADDITIONAL NIGHT THEREOF IS AT MYR 640.00 PER PERSON PER NIGHT


KAPALAI DIVING PACKAGE INCLUDES:
*Meet and land transfer from Tawau Airport to our Private Jetty at Semporna (70 mins) & return transfer.
*Boat transfer to Kapalai Island & return
*Accommodation on the Resort.
*Diving by boat for Diver (3 boat dives daily except on arrival and departure days)
*Unlimited dives in front of Kapalai Dive Centre (for diver only)
*Fresh Food Cooked by our Chef on buffet style.
*Afternoon snacks served.
*Tea/Coffee, Cold Water and Cordial served throughout the day.
*Tanks, Weight and Belt are provided.
*No extra charge for night dives in front of dive centre (strictly for advanced diver or diver with night dive experience only)*Limited snorkel gears are available for rental.

RECOMMENDED FLIGHTS TO TAWAU AND OUT OF TAWAU AIRPORT

Arrival Options
1) Malaysia Airlines MH 2121 BKI/TWU (0700 hrs/0745 hrs).
Pick up from Tawau Airport and transfer to SMM for boat depart to Kapalai at 0930 hrs.
or
2) Airasia AK 5152 KUL/TWU (0720 hrs/1005 hrs) or
Airasia AK 5833 BKI/TWU (0930 hrs/1020 hrs)
Pick up from Tawau Aiport and transfer to SMM for boat depart to Kapalai at 1200 hrs.
or
3) Malaysia Airlines MH 2137 BKI/TWU (1315 hrs/1400 hrs) or
MASWings MH 3063 SDK/TWU (1020 hrs/1100 hrs)
Pick up from Tawau Airport and transfer to SMM for boat depart to Kapalai at 1530 hrs

Departure Options
1) Airasia AK 5153 TWU/KUL (1030 hrs/1315 hrs) or
Airasia AK 5834 TWU/BKI (1045 hrs/1135 hrs) or
MASWings MH 3062 TWU/SDK (1120 hrs/1200 hrs)
Depart Kapalai at 0630 hrs and transfer to SMM and to Tawau Airport.
or
2) Malaysia Airlines MH 2134 TWU/BKI (1440 hrs/1525 hrs)
Depart Kapalai at 1030 hrs. Transfer to SMM and to Tawau Airport.
or
3) Airasia AK 5836 TWU/BKI (1715 hrs/1855 hrs) or
Airasia AK 5155 TWU/KUL (1835 hrs/2120 hrs) or
Airasia AK 5157 TWU/KUL (2040 hrs/2325 hrs) or
Malaysia Airlines MH 2148 TWU/BKI (2140 hrs/2225 hrs)
Depart Kapalai at 1330hrs and transfer to SMM and to Tawau Airport

十万个为什么???

I found this from a website. Interesting :)

May be u ored know, may be it is new...

There are a lot of whysssss... Share more with you when i find more interesting ones...

The first one nice... CCT! Jio all your 169 club members go to this place :p haha...

为什么会有 "能使人长高的岛"

每个人都希望，自己会有个很高的体魄。但是这种心愿不是每一个人都能完成的。但有意思的是，世界上有一个能使人长高的岛屿你相信吗?它位于加勒比海东部，西印度群岛中的马提尼克岛。人只要去那里呆上一段时期，就可以长高几厘米。因为这个岛有这种特殊性，因此人们称它为“能使人长高的岛”。 许多旅游者到达这个岛上后，很快会发现一种奇怪的现象：全岛所有居民的个子都非常高大，街上很少见到矮个子的居民。更让人奇怪的是，一些旅游者在这里生活一段时间以后，就发觉自己的身高比以前也增加了几厘米。即使是中老年人的身高也会增加几厘米。消息一经传开，对那些自认为个矮的人来讲，的确是一个“福音”。这里吸引了世界上许许多多希望自己长高些的人，到这个奇特的地方来旅游。最令人感到欣慰的是，皇天不负苦心人，只要到这个岛上呆上一段日子，会长高几厘米，因此这里也成了“矮子们”向往的地方，这个奇特的岛因此而扬名天下。 人们一定会问，这个岛为什么会有这种神奇的功能呢? 据地质学家研究考察发现，在这个岛上的岩石中有一种能使人们头部的脑垂体机能发生变化的放射性物质。但这种放射性的强度并不大的物质，不会对人体造成影响。它只会使人体内的新陈代谢发生变化，促使人的身体长高。

为什么大雁飞行时要排“一”字或“人”字形

雁在向北迁徙飞行时，一次大约必须连续飞行1～2个月，因此它们一定要有效地节约体力，用来保证完成旅行。所以它们摸索飞行的窍门，而且懂得了如何利用上升气流以及滑翔的方式来节约体力。当领头的大雁鼓翅向上飞时就会产生一股上升气流，于是后面的大雁开始利用这股气流的托力来进行飞翔。这也就是大雁飞行时总排成“一”字或“人”字形的主要原因了。另外，大雁也属于鸟类中极有组织性和纪律性的一类飞禽。它们不但十分讲究团结友爱而且还互相帮助。当大雁群在觅食时一定有值班放哨用来保证雁群安全的大雁“卫兵”；在飞行时大雁队长在前面，幼雁以及体弱的雁在中间受到它们保护，身强体壮的飞在后面。大雁一般是成群飞行，因为单只很容易遇到敌人或人类的攻击和伤害。


为什么打蛇要打“七寸”

打蛇就要命中要害。俗话说“打蛇打七寸”，然而也有些人说“打蛇打三寸”的。尽管说法不太相同，但是这里却有一个相同点就是打蛇要打蛇的致命的地方。每当动物的脊椎骨受到重伤的时候，为脊椎骨所保护着的脊髓也便会受到重的伤害，神经的中枢与身体的其它部分的信道就会被阻碍。伤害越接近头部，影响力也就会越大。如果你打到它的尾巴，则对它的生命就没有影响。也许有的人会问：“那就干脆说“打脊椎骨”不就行了啦!为什么还要有“三寸”、“七寸 ”的说法呢?因为“三寸”的地方脊椎骨被打伤以及打断，它便无法抬起头来咬你；而“七寸”是它心脏的所在处，一受到致命的重伤，自然必死无疑。当然了，这“三寸”、“七寸”也并不是每一条蛇都相同的，因为蛇的种类与大小都有所不同。一见到蛇就要打，好象成了人们的一种习惯似的。蛇类当中确实有不少是毒蛇，知名的有五步蛇、蝮蛇、眼镜蛇以及银环蛇等等，被咬到以后，足可以要人的命。但是有的蛇类，比如火赤链、乌风蛇和黑眉锦蛇等，它们不仅没有危害，还可以为人捕捉老鼠，帮我们除害呢!


飞机为什么怕小鸟

因为飞机的飞行速度非常快，如果一架飞机以每小时350公里的速度飞行，那么它撞上一只仅一公斤重的银鸥，受到的冲击力就会高达4.5吨。因此，再大的飞机也怕小鸟。


电视里为什么会有慢镜头?

这是由拍摄速度决定的。电视（电影也一样）的正常拍摄速度是每秒钟拍摄24张，放映时，也是每秒钟24张。可是，慢镜头在拍摄时，每秒钟要拍240张，而放映时，仍是每秒24张。这样，就会出现慢动作的镜头了。


飞机上为什么不能用手机?

1996年7月11日，中国南方航空公司一架由上海飞往广州的飞机在准备降落时，因几位乘客使用移动电话，差一点偏离航向而发生事故。据统计，近年来世界范围内每年都发生20多起类似的飞行事故，因此世界上许多航空公司规定，飞机飞行时禁止使用移动电话。
为什么在飞机上打移动电话很危险呢？原来，飞机在高空中是沿着规定的航向飞行的，整个飞行过程都要受到地面航空管理人员的指挥。在高空中，飞行员一边驾驶飞机，一边用飞机上的通信导航设备与地面进行联络。飞机上的导航设备是利用无线电波来测向导航的，它接收到地面导航站不断发射出的电磁波后，就能测出飞机的准确位置。如果发现飞机偏离了航向，自动驾驶仪就会立即自动“纠正”错误，使飞机正常飞行。
当移动电话工作时，它会辐射出电磁波，干扰飞机上的导航设备和操纵系统，使飞机自动操纵设备接收到错误的信息，进行错误的操作，引发险情，甚至使飞机坠毁。
除移动电话外，使用寻呼机、笔记本电脑、游戏机时也会辐射电磁波，因此这些设备也不能在飞机上使用。


人为什么会放屁？

我们在吃东西的同时，把一部分空气咽到肚子里了。这些空气一部分通过打嗝的形式排了出来，一部分随食物来到大肠。大肠内有一些细菌可以分解食物残渣并产生些气体。这些被排出肛门的气体就是屁。

烂华语篇之~人情味

看完淫渣的性感课题，我们来探讨一个感性的‘人情味’。

你觉得个人利益和人情味那个会来得重要？

当然我们都会以当时情况而定。没错！大家都会这样想。
情况和人情味很多时候是对立的。也有可能是正立的哦！

‘人情味’是发自内心的，难以拙作。它体现人与人之间的关怀、礼节和尊重。是掏出真爱给每一个人，是用心去慢慢体会的。它不是偏私，不是施舍，不是表面的礼貌。

所谓人情味的范围很旷包括了时间，内心，想法和最敏感的金钱。然而，人情味也体现于细小的事情上，领导对下属的关心；邻里间的互助；见义勇为的行为；为慈善事业捐款等等，这些都可称之为人情味；一位年老人上车不方便，我们伸手拉一把；走在漆黑的巷子里，我们点亮一盏明灯；失败者出现在面前，我们给予的是关怀。

可是很多时候，人情味都被一种叫着‘自私’的东西限制着。如果一个没有人情味的人，当被挖到最心底时，最自私的一面都会浮现出来，因为有可能他的‘个人利益’已经受到威胁。

‘情况’是人的思想把它定下，思维把它模拟。当‘情况’被排在第一时，如果‘个人利益’照排下去，通常排名第三的‘自私’就会把‘人情味’都被贬下去了。也有可能‘情况’被排在第一， 人情味排在第二，这时候‘自私’及‘个人利益’就被抛去远远了。所以‘情况’在每个人的心里都有不一样的重量。这就是所谓的思想把情况定下，思维把情况模拟。

每个人的‘情况’和‘人情味’都有各自的排列和先后。没有对和错，只是想法不同，定义不同。

情况（一）

A将要出席好朋友的婚礼，可是孩子突然发高烧。所以被逼缺席。因为他觉得孩子的情况比较需要他。A 没有错。B 就觉得，好朋友结婚是一生人一次而已，所以一定要出席。孩子可以交由别人照顾。B也没有不对。

情况（二）

A, B, C和D 的皮包仅剩100零吉。A被要求捐款赈灾，可是他的钱要充当孩子的膳食费及医疗费，所以他只捐五块钱。B也同样捐五块，他说最近比较穷，因为女朋友生日，买了礼物明天还要用钱请她吃大餐。C就捐了50块，他觉得救人要紧，自己还可以剩剩吃。D就说，他们有其他人帮，可是没有人帮我，还是救自己要紧。A, B, C和D都没错，相差的只是，情况，利益，自私和人情味的排列。

在两个情况里，你看到情况和人情味的正立及对立吗？

你的排列又是怎样的呢？:)

人情味是“情”感和意“味”，是人的本能和本性，是和谐的人际关系。人间需要人情味！朋友们，让我们人生中的人情味更浓烈一些吧！

以下是我从‘医猫’里看到的，很有意思！

【一道终身受用的测试题】

你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。 还有就是你的梦中情人。
错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让你这么心动的人了。

在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：

"给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'

每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人一开始就想到。

小哲理：是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。

Afternoon Affair

Sat in a coffee shop, was a quite saturday afternoon, only few customers there, probably most of the people crowd into shopping malls with family and friends. Having a cup of coffee rich in hazelnut flavor with a french toast, was reading a paper from the cafe.

She walked in from the front door, sat exactly the table in front of me, slightly oblique so that I could saw her side clearly. Black gloss silky hair, mild make up, executive dress up with a pair of high heel. Sat straight posture, crossed leg. She looked at me, with a sweet smile. I replied friendly.

The waiter walked toward her, she make an order, just a cup of coffee. The waiter walked away, and was cleaning other table. I was still reading my paper. She looked at me again, I knowed because I felt that and looked back. She smiled, I nodded and smiled back. Her coffee was sent to her, she added on with milk only, stirred it slowly. Took only a sip and she left it on the table, with the lipstick mark at the coffee cup. Asked for bill and she was ready to leave the cafe. She walked to the front door, the waiter opened the door for her, she stopped for a moment and looked back, smiled with me again, seductive way.

I paid. Walked out the cafe and tried to catch her. She just two block away, I followed. A breeze ruffled her hair. She managed it with her fingers, and she noticed me. I smiled to her, she replied as same. She crossed the road and walked to another street. I crossed and followed her with a distance. Fiveteen minutes passed and finally, she walked into an apartment. I stood at the roadside cross the road. Saw her waiting for the elevator. She saw me stood across, then she walked to the main gate of the apartment and left the door slightly opened. Looked at me, induced me to follow her. I crossed and walked in. She waited me in front of the elevator. I said hi, she replied as same. We took the elevator to the fifth floor, walked out from the elevator to her apartment C5-2.

She invited me in, I took a step in and looked around. Well designed apartment, I gave her a compliment on that. She thanked and closed the door, locked. She took a few step toward me, closer and touched me on the chest, leaned forward to me. I held her waist, softly. She took off her coat and touched my face. We kissed. I held her tight, rubbing her back gently. She grabbed my shirt and pulled off. She took off her skirt, I took off my top. She jumped on me gripped with her leg on my waist, strongly. I smiled, she replied as same. She led me to her room. I carried her on top of me, faced front.

I dropped her down on bed. She was opening my belt. I took a deep breath, held her hair. Pants off. Held her up, pushed her against the wall, her back faced me. Kissed her neck, button off her shirt, held her breast. She was catching her breath, I was panting. Rubbed her front, while still kissing her back. I went down, took off the panty, rimming, she was moaning.

She passed me a condom, wild type. I was hard and condom on. She tried to reach me with her hand, tried to touch me. I held her hand over her head, crossed fingers, pressed strongly. Pushing her with the strength. She closed her eyes, catching breath eagerly, she was shivering, weak, and powerless.

I turned her to face me, propped her up. So that she can easily kissed me. I looked at her, she held my neck and kissed my head. I was sweating, muscle was working well, strong core. We had a moment there. Until we reach the peak and organism, both emitted a groan. And end up with smile and sweet kisses.

She put on her panty, I put on my clothes. She poured me a drink, orange juices, with some ice, we both took that. I finished the drink and ready to go. She companied me to the door, kissed me good bye, I replied as same. I took the elevator and left the apartment.

I have no idea what’s her name. Well, no string attached.

The Coming Kiss

Have you ever feel badly for a kiss before? Desperately want to kiss someone? Can’t constrict yourself until you bite your own lips? Well, I had, lately…

I have no idea why I am feeling that way recently, probably I am bit horny ya, haha, but everytime the feeling come… wow, just can’t stop thinking of that. uuh…

Well, let me tell you a bit about this kiss. Basically is just a kiss, but it come differently with all the feeling come along… It start from your feet crawling up to your stomach slowly and silky smooth move… and then it pause at your abdomen for a moment with the little and fine touch, one by one nice and gentle… you feel the sizzle at the both side of your abdominal each time when it contact with the skin… making your abs muscle contract and relax at the same time… Then it come further up to your chest… you start to feel the pressure on it, the pressure making you have to take a deep breath and hold it there without exhale it, the heart beat is faster then ever, the temperature raise up until the heat is enough to feel it… then you feel it coming up more from the centre of the chest up to your chin really slow… and slip into the area between the lower lips and your chin. for the first time, your lips start to feel the coming of the kiss, but is not that simple…

When it happen, you know, your lips feel really dry and arid, but your mouth just keep secrete the saliva try to keep your mouth moist… even making you devour all of it and you will never feel enough. And here it come, start touching the lower lips with the little wet tongue, and it come more and more to reach your… And here where it split your lips smoothly without feeling the tear and straight away making you feel desire to be lubricated, just feel the drought replenish again at the right time. Well, the pressure it just fine and enough to take the breath away, and even you can’t breath at the moment, the heart just have to pause over there… Your lips have ever ask for more and it never get enough of all. One follow by another one, getting stronger and stronger each time, deep down to the throat, with all the rhythm move, revolve around and you can’t resist it at all.

Here it come, going to another stage of pleasure. Down to the neck which it missed but not forget… and it come to the Adam’s apple and nibble it, but is always keep trying. When it get enough for that, then move itself to the upper neck and hide behind the ear like no one can ever found it. Smoke in all the pheromone you have and whisper to you how good that feel… Then it goes to another side, touching the ear with the tip of the frolicly tongue, torture you until you just want to give up and make an escape… but your body just weak enough to do that. You start to lose your mind, losing all the strength you have, powerless, losing the breath… suffocated. You try to scream out loud, but you just able to emit a groan… You frantically struggle, catching the breath, but there is just no way out. It just keep forcing you with all the energy, driving you crazy, sapping your vigor, pushing you to the limit… until you totally surrender…unconditional surrender…

Then… You start to breath again, feel alive, and you feel the leaving of the kiss with the final touch on your lips again… gently… Dear God…

傻渣想说之（二）

我真的为我身为华人而感光荣。。。

今天是周末，无奈还需带工作回家。还好电视正播放八八赈灾活动，看见香港的一大班艺人，联合台湾的一些艺人代表和大马代表（曹格），一起为台湾灾民筹款。看见一些场面和呼吁善心人士捐款的心声，真的很多感动。突然间，我觉得华人很棒哦！很多例子，比如SARS的肆虐，四川大地震， 加上如今的莫克拉袭击台南造成的台湾大灾难，我觉得华人分子站出来的力量很浩大。其实很多西方国也应该有过如此的灾难吧？但我印象中还真的没有任何如此热心感动的活动，还是我一向来对西方的活动都不大兴趣而错过了吧。。。那就对不起咯！

常听说西方国家几先进，几繁荣，是许多人梦寐以求的生活环境，甚至会离开故乡移民国外。无可否认，西方国家可能比较安定，比较休闲，但我就觉得少了那种杂杂的人情味。不是说他们没善心，好心的西方人肯定很多，只是。。。哎哟！不知怎么说，感觉就像少了那种能在夜市买小吃，说八卦的那种味吧！一些华人村，可常看到一些乡村活动，就是那种热闹，那种有烧肉味的聚会，超爽的。。。

其实我并没排斥外国的风味啦！我也超想去外国旅行的，但如果说居住的话，我还是喜欢马来西亚，台湾这样不会很落后，却很可爱的国家（纯属个人意见哦!)

最后想说的-华人很棒！永远都是最“活”，最“火”的人。。。还有还有，最“滑”的人（赠给那些政治人物）嘻嘻。。。


Be proud to be chinese...

Today is weekend, but still need to bring back some office stuff as "home work", too bad. Luckily I can enjoy some tv programme beside working. I watched a TVB programme which gather all the artist from hong kong, taiwan and one malaysia representative, Gary Zhao,to appeal all hong kong residents to donate for the victim in taiwan because of the typhoon. Looking at the disaster area, and listen to their speech, i feel so touch. at that moment, I feel the power of chinese population. for example: the disaster of SARS, SiCuan's earthquake, and now the taiwan's typhoon disaster, you can feel the strong of this population. actually many of western country had also been facing some disaster, right? but seems like i never see this kind of activity. or maybe i miss out it, since im not so interested on it. so sorry...

western country is famous with their technology, always been acknowledged as advance country. its a dream for many people to migrate to europe country, because of the peaceful environment and more relax life trend. but it always lack of some feel of "human". it doesn't mean that they are not kindhearted group, still a lot of them are very helpful. i don't know how to express the feeling, for example, they can't enjoy the food in night market, like Lok-Lok, Lobak etc...seldom talk nonsense in kopitiam...like we can see most of the chinese village, always held a lot of function, so enjoy with the crowded, and also the smell of barbeque pork (xio tubak)! yummy yummy....

don't misunderstanding,I never have bad feeling on europe country, trip to many of europe country still my dream and my target...but there won't be my favourite country to stay in my life. I still love malaysia, taiwan all these "hot hot" & "kepo kepo" country. just my own opinion la...

Last but not lease, Chinese always the BEST!


p/s: CCT, very hard for me to write in english lor...i have try my best, don't mock at me ya.

傻渣想说之

我普通话太普通，怪小时候不用功，
“你”说广东话我听不懂，“你”识听唔识讲。。。

话说，在一个热闹的怡保都市，一群饿得很的热血沸腾青年们，聚集在远近驰名的怡保老黄鸡饭店，准备享受一顿丰盛的鸡大餐。怎知，大家都累得不想胡闹的当儿，突然间，都被一位广东话不是很凌厉的男孩无心的一句话弄得笑破了肚皮。。。

“老板娘，你有无空。。。空。。。空。。。”
“么‘胸’你要啊？？！！” （人渣自己加的啦！）

这句话发生在好几年前了，但当一想起，都很忍不住脱口而笑，而且我相信这是每一个人渣都忘不了的一个回忆，也是我们乱渣最淤的事情了。

广东话真的是许多人渣成员的死穴，也因此造就了不少笑话。。。
“老晒，我要一碟炒‘果’条”。。。”
“边条你要啊？？！！” （也是人渣自己加的啦！）
还有 鸡‘腿(tui)’啦。。。这一切一切都不知让我们掉了多少泪水。。。

语言的能力真的很强，一不小心，一个错音，就成了不同的意思了。这可能也是成为很多人彼此之间的误会。。。无奈啊！所以呢！俗语说得好，“野可以乱食，说话唔可以乱讲”。

各位人渣，傻渣平时口不遮拦，但可能有时真的不小心伤了你们的玻璃心，在此傻渣想真心地向你们道歉，傻渣真的并无此意的。。。在我心中，乱渣是最不好色的，但性能力却也是最强的；绝对对女人的胸部没兴趣，也不会故意帮人绑安全带的。。。哎哟！你们还能接受我这样“假”下去吗？？！！ 算了算了，傻渣还是不想改变。。。哗！好欠揍哦！哈。。。乱渣，你吹啊！空空空我咯！

其实， 坦白说。。。我也要两只虾。。。opps。。。我不是想讲这个啦！
其实，坦白说。。。你是最好的啦！heheheeeee...

ABC version, specially for Agogo:

saya punya bahasa biasa terlalu biasa, marah saya tak belajar semasa sekolah,
kau cakap bahasa kantonis saya tak tau apa, kau tau dengar tak tau cakap bahasa...

sesuatu cerita cakap, di suatu desa yang riuh rendah - ipoh, sekelompok dewasa yang berkelaparan dan hangat berkumpul di kedai nasi ayam yang bernama "lao huang",bersiap sedia untuk menikmati nasi ayam yang sangat hebat. manatau, semasa semua orang yang letih dan tidak bersemangat untuk bermain celaka, tiba-tiba, tertarik dengan seorang budak lelaki yang tak fasih bahasa kantonis dan bercakap sesuatu tak senonoh terhadap tauke-soh kedai itu :" Tauke-soh, kamu ada 'hong hong hong...(buah dada yang banyak dalam bahasa kantonis, 1 kali hong satu biji, hong hong hong maksud banyak lor...)"

percakapan yang tak senonoh ini telah melalui beberapa tahun la, tapi semasa terfikir, kami akan tak tahan dan ketawa. saya percaya ini adalah satu memori di kalangan renzha, juga perkara yang paling "sia sui" untuk kita punya 乱渣.

bahasa kantonis memang kelemahan kebanyakan ahli-ahli renzha, sebab itu juga banyak perkara kelakar terjadi...contohnya...
"tauke, saya nak sepinggan chao 'go' tiu (char kui tiao)..." jawap tauke pula:"mana "tiu" kau mau..." satu lagi saya rasa agogo pun cakap salah selalu, iaitu 'kai tui' (paha ayam)...segala-galanya telah menyebabkan kami mengeluarkan mata air tak tau berapa tong la...

bahasa punya kebolehan memang kuat, satu tak berhati-hati, satu tones yang salah, sudah jadi maksud yang lain. mungkin ini sebab sesetengah orang salah faham, hai, apa boleh buat!oleh itu, simpulan bahasa cakap sangat bagus: makanan boleh cincai makan, bahasa tak boleh cincai cakap...

ahli-ahli renzha sekalian,傻渣selalu mulut tak tutup buruk,mungkin tidak bersengaja memecahkan hati kamu yang buat oleh kaca,di sini, 傻渣dengan hati ikhlas nak cakap sorry, 傻渣tak ada maksud apa-apa.di hati saya, 乱渣paling tak berwarna,tetapi kebolehan seks paling kuat;100% tak minat perempuan punya buah dada, pun semestinya tak sengaja memakai tali keledar untuk seseorang...aiyo, kamu boleh terima saya begitu "palsu" terus ah??!! kira liao la kira liao la, 傻渣lagi bagus tak mau berubah...hua! memang kena pukul lo! haha... 乱渣,kamu tiup ah! hong hong hong saya lor...

sekian, terima kasih....


p/s: 哎呀！忘了解释，其实吃鸡饭当天，乱渣想讲的是：“老板娘，你有无空。。。空。。。空。。。碗啊?”就衰在一个‘碗’字上。。。

p/s: aiya, lupa nak jelas, sebenarnya, semasa makan nasi ayam, 乱渣nak cakap punya maksud ialah :" Tauke-soh, kamu ada 'hong hong hong...woon (mangkuk kosong) tak?" sui atas satu perkataan "mangkuk"...