Friday, July 31, 2009

india movie...

Since few days never have new post.. I post a video which is sent by CCT. India movie. really really funny... wahahahaha... =P

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

让我也介绍自己!





姓名:任人渣_Gary


年龄:比你们还小


性别: 有XX的男人



语言: 讲人话




How Bout My this Pose?














And This?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Announcement: Adeline in The House

hello all pretty aunty and handsome uncle.... I am Annabelle... my sister Adeline just being delivered in this world by TODAY. I got new partner dee.... Yeah!!!


***************Send on Behalf of Clarie ******************

Sunday, July 26, 2009

来一次正式的自我介绍

好啦好啦,为了表示基本礼貌和感谢大家对安邦女的欢迎,我就抱着枇杷膏半遮脸,千呼万唤死出来啦(来自著名名句)。还有谢谢大家昨天这么大声地叫我,顿时有种好像大明星syoksyok的感觉,虽然任人渣Gary把我的名叫到好像女性生殖器官的名字酱,不用紧,我还是很开心,因为实际上我也不知道purplezt该怎么读。



首先来个个人资料:

姓名:魏紫俪
性别:女
生日:12-11-1986
星座:天蝎座
国家:马来西亚
语言:中文、马来文、英文、广东话、客家(懂两句)、福建(懂多几句)
兴趣:阅读、集邮、交笔友
三围:30-30-30
喜爱歌手:曹格、张信哲、阿牛、孙燕姿等
喜爱食物:妈妈煮的菜





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Okie okie 够了够了。纯粹模仿小学纪念册的模式烂gag一下,我很喜欢烂gag。咳咳,我要认真了。唔,首先我的出生地当然是安邦啦,家中最小,上有父母和2个哥哥(1980&1982)。接受了至少12年的华文教育,基本上我的思想是蛮传统,但是也很喜欢搞怪,我相信我能在人渣混得不错,不是说人渣传统,是说我蛮喜欢人渣们的搞怪方式,从这个部落格和肥渣的形容有得而知。虽说我家算是在KL一带,可是我是个非常不都市女生;clubbing? 没有。yum cha? 没有。不是不要,是没机会,只能怪家教太好。哈哈



每次家长日班导师总会说我很乖很静,其实我不太喜欢这形容,可是我还真的蛮乖蛮静的,相信往后日子大家会认同:P。我现在是大三,是的,快毕业;是的,很期待;也是的,很彷徨。主修心理学,副修社会学,很厉害酱可是不懂可以做什么。在这几个月,我决定,唔我想我应该会往摄影这方面去发展,可是没这么快,因为没有相机,哈!

唔……还要讲什么咧。噢,来了墨尔本反而我更喜欢大马的杂杂的文化,应以为荣,还到处去传播,很好玩。墨尔本是亚洲人很多的地方,走在城市的超级市场,看到的70%是华人,我的妈。不过离开城市比较远的suburbs,华人就比较少了。有机会大家可以来这里玩玩,墨尔本是个综合了旧与新的文化,有很多不同国家的餐馆,也有很多韩国妹,正点。帅哥嘛,觉得还不多,香港潮男勉强过关。哈哈

homesick?会想家,但很少严重到sick的地步,我想是因为跟二哥一起住的关系,互相照应,所以一切很ok。有时比较显就会想很多以前的回忆,有时会寻找一些亲切感,我想我会很喜欢槟城,不是客套话,是可能因为我家比较年长的长辈都说福建话,所以听到有人讲福建话或是有福建音的华语就像回到老家,很亲切,但是我不太会讲,哈哈!而且我们的福建话不太一样,猪肉,你们说‘du bak’,我家说‘di-r bak’。哈哈,做么讲到dubak去了。

好啦,我相信我们会有机会见面,还有很多时间来clubbing和yum cha,可能有朝一日大家会看到我的脸看到显去了。:)

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Good thing to share!!!

CCT, sooooo sorry.....but i have to do it on behalf of............renzha members :p Nice things have to share share ma :)
















The loss of the king of POP – Michael Jackson

I was so struggle when I wrote this essay. I should write in English? Oh.. my English is bad.. Chinese? Suck!! Every time I want to write MJ, I have to type 麦克杰逊.
Oh no! Take my lao mia.. So finally write in English.. Cincai one.. I wrote this during office hour :) Everyday write a bit… use few weeks to complete.. Hehe..

Today is MJ dead for one full month. I am here to share my mood when this tragic thing happened on last month.

After 10 min I reached in the office on 26th June, Friday, my boss told me Michael Jackson has died. I was so shock! I couldn’t believe & I doubt on it! I immediately search for the online news. I really hope it just rumors but unfortunately it was true. Heartbreaking.. I desired to go when he came in year 1996 but I was only 15. Where to get the money and how to go KL wor? Until few weeks ago, I read from newspaper that he will be coming to Malaysia for his comeback concert – ‘This is it’. I am waiting for his concert next year! I have got ready for his expensive ticket with min 500 ringgit. I am really willing to spend the money even for one thousand ringgit because I know it worth for an international super star & the only one in the world! I just read his news few weeks ago but now... haih…this becomes my eternal regret. I felt down & mourning the loss of MJ.

The radio FMs were playing his songs all day long on that day. I just can’t believe Michael Jackson disappeared in this world forever?! What is going to happen then? I didn’t have chance to read on newspaper & watch TV, I didn’t know but I can imagine there will be billions of people will cry for him. I felt sad when listen to his sentimental songs like heal the world, I will be there, you are not alone and etc.

The next whole day 27th June, I sit in my room & online looking for MJ news, his bibliography, his MTV and etc. Most of the MTV are deep in my mind because I owned MJ’s VCD when I was in secondary school, peralihan I think. I still remember I bought it in petaling street in KL with my aunty & of course pirated ones la… I am extremely admiring his dance, his expression, his passion on the stage, his voice. How can his voice is so different when he sing & talks? His voice is so soft & polite. Feel very comfortable when listen and of course I like when he is hot too especially his famous moon walk & stand slanting 45 degree. I love his MTV such as smooth criminal, dangerous (live) & Billie jean (live) are damn good! I don’t know I watched how many times. I think more than ‘tong pak fu tim cao hiung’. I heard the sound clip from CNN that a guy called for rescue from MJ’s house. That guy said: ‘He (MJ) is not breathing’ – Oh no! Really heartbreaking… Later on, I saw a video clip which showing a chopper landing then a body which was closed with white cloth moved out from the chopper to a van. That was MJ’s body! A well known international super star! I hardly believe it – so sad :(

Every morning once I reach office & turn on my laptop, the first thing I did - follow his news. Every time when I read or heard his news my mood was so down & sad. Do you believe that I cry almost a week for his leave? Gary knew because I called him & I cry. He didn't get angry I cry for other guy :) Sumore he comfort me. MJ was so miserable, so pity until the last minute before he die. Sometime I think may be it is not too bad for his gone? Kinda release for him perhaps…

Some news saying that he is still alive & he just want to create a story to cheat the world. Let everybody believe he is gone so that he can escape from financial in debt. I really hope it is true. But there were oredi more than 10 people suicide because of his leaving.

That was my first time cry along the way back from Pg to Bw, 8th July. You can find my tear on Pg bridge :p 2 radio stations playing the MJ memorial service.. Maler! Really cannot tahan especially when his daughter spoke the last words: ‘I just want to say I love him so much’. Follow by playing the song ‘You are not alone’… I can’t control my tear. Even the FlyFM DJ voice crack & cannot talk for a moment because he was crying too.

Well… I have learnt something here. First, do not miss the chance! Grab the thing you like/desire. It might happen only once in your life. If you miss it once, you will miss it forever like I miss MJ’s concert. (Please do not think like this when you shopping. Can die one :p). Second, be treasure to everyone in every moment. Every time very funny thing happen is that CD/DVD/Poster in hot selling after some one gone. Ppl are willing to pay even few times of the original price to get the thing? Ppl only realize the good thing on some one when this some one no longer here. I think I am one of this kind of ppl? May be Purplezt can advice from the psychology aspect :)

Too many thing to tell about MJ but I have to stop writing here. I have cracked my head to think of the stupid vocabulary, the bloody tenses, suck preposition, idiot sentences arrangement…….etc. I am exhausted :p

Life is short so please make your life great...

Life is great (GE slogan :p)




Rest in peace...Michael

Friday, July 24, 2009

RenZha Day @ Lunch

Renzha day in island during working day no longer available in a BIG gang… just left for few kitties now….where agogo, changpp, cct and akai???? Bei cham…
Although like that, the 2 kitties remain go to have their Renzha day @ lunch just now………….

There are 2 kitties walk in TGI for lunch.
Both of them wanan order 2 set lunch. However, the handsome waiter suggest better order one set to share share cause it is a BIG SET.
The 2 kitties very hungry and bo kan siao him, insist to order 2 set………finally this 2 fellow pengsan in TGI… too FULL…left for half set……WASTED!!!!
Somemore climb back to office and work…………….. now sit in front of this stupic monitor feel damn shit sleepy …… hahaha

Have you recall how is our Renzha Day for lunch last time???


It is so good if today is not working day……….. having tea there with no time frame limited………………YOOoooooyooOOOooo














That is what we going to leave it soon...
Guess what is this?

Will you become like that???

renzha guy...will you bcome like this after N years???

Girls.... how about you???

i really lost control laugh loudly in front of monitor at that day receive that junkmail from 妈渣.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

2009 Oscar winner belong to ren zha member ??

金渣 is back dee... I don't know what title should i put on this .. ermm Oscar award??
Let me intro here...

The best movie of year 2009 is " RenZha Angels Land "
See! we are in the movie screne now .. what are we doing there?? I only remember Keng wee get shock on that nite and din wash his hand for 1 month :p


The best 6 couples of the year 2009 are here....
eii sorry not 2009 only is 4ever :p

The best 3 diretors of year 2009 with story of elephant, mouse and cat...??
Guess who is in the middle??
Hey the best actor of year 2009

The best actress of year 2009...
ops i am not purplely choose dee yar but bokan lar


And Last... the best dress of year 2009..
don't look at the pretty lady .. look at her dress!!





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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Renzha Angel Family Chart







Let me introduce our family relationship....

refer to chart the center point basically is 妈渣_cici (like KL Sentral), i and 肥渣_CCT r her two dua pui son. y we two call her amak because of she like AMAK. amak told us she hv few lambo, few bot, few helicopter later will pass to two of us...(na!! lc!! u believe bo???) so we cant told other we r her son coz takut kena kidnap... so we saja drive WAJA and MYvi nia.....


We because of believe she so so so "RICH"we kena diam diam tahan she outside got siao bai lian -- 任人渣_Gary .... y amak love him so much because of he very like say joke to make amak happy and also dua pui(the main part) amak like dua pui 1..u c her son and her siao pai lian u will know.....hahaha


She teach us also gary many thing like best part food jatuh atas meja don pick up after 3 second coz got virus.. so we hv learn one trick pick up food that jatuh atas meja within 3 second.. (tis will report to world record).. her hobby is like to make comparison between all thing with SHIT...


Then we found out we got one sister hide in lapsap tang that she also dont want recognize.....鸡渣_aKai' we three r not same father (dont know who is father also) so u c amak sooooo geng, so young got many sons and daughters.. because of our sis long time gide in lapsap tang her brain not upgrade to P4 or dual core yet so she hv chicken in her name(chicken got brain bo???)...


we got ah ku Agogo and his "wife" akim 金渣_Miciao ... amak and ah ku also not come out by same ovari.. so complicated.... akim got "gold" word in her name because she got gold cb.. her cb made by gold i dont know but got sensor i know coz she onli P in three star and above hotel onli... and also her house la.... so u said gold le.....

akim 经 典 : ur face "green white" u must sleepy, fast fast go to sleep.....


then next one 发烂渣_PatPat is amak 奶 妈 ... y??? c picture u will know...... :D

傻渣_LgLg y i dont put relation in the chart tis is because she is our family 御 用 三 太 子 占 童 (cant find word "zhan").... 经 典 movement is 三 太 子moonwalk (better than MJ)... any sick or kena kotor find her...


to be continue....(any mistake pls comment)

如 有 雷 同 纯 属 巧 合

乱渣 wooiyong 22/7/09 10:28pm


my sweet memory in my life...everything i have and i try in my life. share with u all!!

Hey buddy, have u all try it or have it before??人生有多少个十年?最重要要活得痛快!!
哈哈!















我曾经拥有......















我们有过一夜情!!



















我和英女皇曾经舌吻过.....
















我认真地舔过.....


我和海龟去打野战过....
你们呢?哈哈,快,share你们的奇怪相片吧!

When Renzhees are Least Expected..to be continue

No doubts, there are great moments when renzha spends together. Those memories are simply irreplaceable. Meanwhile, those funny and unintended acts which are captured just-in-time, are also a way to recall those splendid moments. They might be just a photo for you, but apparently i treasure them a lot..Do not have hard feeling lo i tell u guys upfront.not fooling u guys around..is just that......
i m guai lan :P choi ar..hehehehehe








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