Let me introduce our family relationship....
refer to chart the center point basically is 妈渣_cici (like KL Sentral), i and 肥渣_CCT r her two dua pui son. y we two call her amak because of she like AMAK. amak told us she hv few lambo, few bot, few helicopter later will pass to two of us...(na!! lc!! u believe bo???) so we cant told other we r her son coz takut kena kidnap... so we saja drive WAJA and MYvi nia.....
We because of believe she so so so "RICH"we kena diam diam tahan she outside got siao bai lian -- 任人渣_Gary .... y amak love him so much because of he very like say joke to make amak happy and also dua pui(the main part) amak like dua pui 1..u c her son and her siao pai lian u will know.....hahaha
She teach us also gary many thing like best part food jatuh atas meja don pick up after 3 second coz got virus.. so we hv learn one trick pick up food that jatuh atas meja within 3 second.. (tis will report to world record).. her hobby is like to make comparison between all thing with SHIT...
Then we found out we got one sister hide in lapsap tang that she also dont want recognize.....鸡渣_aKai' we three r not same father (dont know who is father also) so u c amak sooooo geng, so young got many sons and daughters.. because of our sis long time gide in lapsap tang her brain not upgrade to P4 or dual core yet so she hv chicken in her name(chicken got brain bo???)...
we got ah ku Agogo and his "wife" akim 金渣_Miciao ... amak and ah ku also not come out by same ovari.. so complicated.... akim got "gold" word in her name because she got gold cb.. her cb made by gold i dont know but got sensor i know coz she onli P in three star and above hotel onli... and also her house la.... so u said gold le.....
akim 经 典 ： ur face "green white" u must sleepy, fast fast go to sleep.....
then next one 发烂渣_PatPat is amak 奶 妈 ... y??? c picture u will know...... :D
傻渣_LgLg y i dont put relation in the chart tis is because she is our family 御 用 三 太 子 占 童 (cant find word "zhan").... 经 典 movement is 三 太 子moonwalk (better than MJ)... any sick or kena kotor find her...
to be continue....(any mistake pls comment)
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乱渣 wooiyong 22/7/09 10:28pm
wooi yong...u family tree damn funny la...i beh tahan..laugh out loud...;D
ReplyDeletei read again and again..still so funny..
hahahahhahahaa pubo
ReplyDeleteNICE!!!!!!
to be continue!!!
fai d fai d!!
love it
hahahhahahaaha
nia meh this is sooo renzha!
hey .. good description and detail !! i like it !! when i read thru the end .. 三 太 子 占 童.. really beh tahan lar... lagi mau moonwalk liek crab ?? long time didnt see liao
ReplyDeletewow wow wow...so suprise our 乱渣 so hardworking to write this essay!!! Renzha land got hope dee.... kakakka
ReplyDeleteHahahaaha... cannot tahan!!! early in the morning make me laugh!Thank u 5k!damn funny description & complicated family chart! good job! good job! Fast fast continue the second episode…
ReplyDeleteHmm..i should adopt changpp as my little bro as well since agogo & him are turtle buddy maa..so there will be another member in -> sei kim (pp's gf). Abt lglg..haha..御 用 三 太 子 占 童...so?she is the most important member in renzha because she is blessing the whole family!She should be our 'ajor'(阿祖）-> 奶妈的奶妈 lagi more milk :p
Wei.. pick up the food within 3 second is not my idea la.. is changPP said one. Nobel’s finding…mine is even half second oso cannot.. can u imagine, let say ur char koay teow prawn drop on the table and u duno how many thousand of ppl use that table b4. Eg. Some of them eat keika (鸡脚) & ‘pui’ the kei bone on the table with their saliva & mayb also sticky sputum (OMG!!!). U duno who are they?! The food seller simply use the thousand years old nua nua clothe to clean the table.. Oh shit!! The kuman on the table is more then my family property (I got thousand billion :p) then u pick the prawn (stick with billion of kuman, ppl saliva + sputum) on the table & put it in your mouth & telan to ur stomach? Yiak!! No!No! Abo next time better u give the food seller 50cent ask him to cook one fresh prawn ganti back .. haha!
5K & CCT, dun wori..last 2 days i discussed with ur akong. he said temporary will give u 2 SLK & CLK first..enough not? Tahan for awhile first, cannot be too obvious la..scare u 2 kena kidnap, I will heart pain :p sooner or later all lambo, aston, porshce, etc belong to u.. of cors the cruise, personal jet & bungalowsssss also urs :p wait har…
LC!if I got all of these, now I no need to work like L la :p
Eh..no..no.. I knw y I have to work bcz akong oso scare ppl kidnap me.. so I have to pretend work like hell :p
*SLK - Small Little Kancil
*CLK - Cute Little Kancil
any thing want to change 4the chart pls say if not the story will go on.......
ReplyDeletestory very ciao hope u all not main low class tis blog ya (tiu!! i simply say nia...)
any suggestion to keep d story more ciao pls say to me hope can make it as history to discript renzha family
i also wan to collect 经 典 speech so pls recall and write it down so at least evryone hv one...
hahaha.. well done wy... =)
ReplyDeletei think im a god previously.. just 打入凡间.. and "投胎" became ah mak son =P
no father 1... she pregnant 1 month then born me out.. hahha... no sperm she also can pregnant... kakaka... =)
wy, i know the 经 典 speech from ah kai.
press 9 久久... =P
lanyauyeng渣, u r my little bro la..not son!u r not tua pui enough.. so u, me & agogo drink same milk -> from pat! haha..
ReplyDeletetoo much 经 典 speech, suddenly cannot recall..the most 经 典 in my mind should be mee rebus & ai yo yo..ang hia ka **..an cua lu ei cai..
and and and bek in ipoh.....
ReplyDelete"siu je lei yao mou hong hong...hong...hong"
nah must write yea..
hahahahhaha
hahaaaaaa...im coming...
ReplyDeletetoo many 经典liao la...im not going to share this kind of so call 说话经典，but i would like to share a 经典 "tragedy", which happended in a car - WAJA 1739...becoz of drunk, the driver accidentally done somethg which made him suffer till now, always stare by a guy and keep continue to ask him : which hand??? hahhaaaa...but im not going to tell very detail here, it may be appear in a new title! but i want to comment this blog, the structure created by 5k seems like so healthy, but actually, a lot of tragedy happened in later...乱伦among family members happened, till now! 5k, u should admit that, u r the 罪魁祸首！为了大家，我决定把真相一件一件仔细抖出来。。。akim, tolong explain to agogo ya...the story....
To be continue...
Add on!Add on!Tragedy details:
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venue: Happened in PET 1739 - dark green waja left front passenger seat when drive along Taman Bagan(the main road, jx opposite to bagan specialist)
witness: amak & akai
凶器: 5k's hand & safety belt
动机：too big, drunk
Yes, this is true!!i seem '凶hand' happy when do it.......But actually both of them(Victim & 凶hand) enjoyed at that mmoment...:-p
ReplyDeletehey, should be "胸hand" =P
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